Now, hey there old chum.
What's got you looking glum?
Is it 'cause you see
I'm everything you ain't?
Show-off at Ozzie's,
Quit on Mammon.
So if I should examine your affairs,
Well, they frankly ain't that great.
I won't be selling out 'cause
I know I'll be selling out the shows
That give me all the adoration I demand.
It isn't like the circus,
Cause now I have a purpose,
And it's to be the showman
That he couldn't be and Philby stands.
Poor little Fizzy,
Look at how I took your place.
But who can really
Blame me when your life is a disgrace?
Come one, come all,
It's the Fizzarolli Ball,
Where the creatures of the dark
Gather answering the call.
For a show
That knocks the baddest and the meanest
Off their feet,
Watch and learn my captive audience,
What's got you looking glum?
Is it 'cause you see
I'm everything you ain't?
Show-off at Ozzie's,
Quit on Mammon.
So if I should examine your affairs,
Well, they frankly ain't that great.
I won't be selling out 'cause
I know I'll be selling out the shows
That give me all the adoration I demand.
It isn't like the circus,
Cause now I have a purpose,
And it's to be the showman
That he couldn't be and Philby stands.
Poor little Fizzy,
Look at how I took your place.
But who can really
Blame me when your life is a disgrace?
Come one, come all,
It's the Fizzarolli Ball,
Where the creatures of the dark
Gather answering the call.
For a show
That knocks the baddest and the meanest
Off their feet,
Watch and learn my captive audience,